Itsmineitis

All my kids seem to have come down with the same thing, itsmineitis. You
can’t find it on Wikipedia but it’s a legit illness, that develops into
spoiledosis. There are two cures that I have found to be effective: 1.
toyectomy (removal of the toy) or 2. bottomdynia (pain on rear). Now in my
professional opinion, if not treated properly, the results can be
catastrophic. Itsmineitis is not just found in kids but in adults alike.
There is no age barrier, and it can happen at any time. Treatments for
adults can be found in God’s word and can be applied directly to the
affected area. Avoiding treatment turns into wisdomatrophy. Side-effects
consist of: sleeplessness, anxiety, fear, anger, depression, ulcers, etc.
If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, make an appointment with the
Great Physician today. He specializes in healing and deliverance. Take
these (Proverbs 11:24-25; Matthew 6:31-33; Luke 6:38; Matthew 7:12; Matthew
20:26-28) and call Him if you have any questions or concerns.